Stationer: Oh, I know the Rollamech 1000. . . And let's face it. Enter your mobile number or email address below and we'll send you a link to download the free Kindle App. Jerry: Okay, pudgy, lets stop playing games. You know something TELL ME! I. George: No, Julie, Julie, don't insult me. Whereby you thanked her instead of the person actually responsible for purchasing the big salad. Can I borrow a pen? Are you suggesting that I went out of my way to tell Elaine that even though you handed her the big salad, that it came from me? Jerry: . Margaret: You know, Genderson. Very good condition. Sure you don't want to go? He stopped calling me. Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes! Where are all the pens? You're name is? Login for Price. Buy this screenplay! Kramer: Oh yeah, he said he brought a pair of pants into Pinkus' and they came back stained with some kind of dry cleaning fluid. just a small miscommunication. . Elaine: Okay, [to Jerry] Move along. It doesn't seem like a gender thing. You know, what difference does it make who pays for lunch. the district attorney's office and the police department have not answered any questions as yet. Your recently viewed items and featured recommendations, Select the department you want to search in. . Can't we discuss this like gentlemen? Jerry: Why does Mr. Pitt prefer a pencil to a pen anyway? Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 2: The Big Salad Summary: George and Susan pick up a big salad for Elaine, and once they deliver the salad to her, Elaine thanks Susan but not George. Elaine: I like Julie. Oh, my god. She just happened to hand it to you. Orders of combined value above £250 have higher calculated shipping to be sent only by recor… . Bring your club to Amazon Book Clubs, start a new book club and invite your friends to join, or find a club that’s right for you for free. . Look I gotta' go. This was the second episode for the sixth season. He's pure evil. "The Big Salad" is the 88th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Stationer: I went all the way down to the warehouse. I'm meeting George here. They're making fun. Try and say it Hebert. Elaine: Well, ,I'm going out with the stationery store guy. . And how come when the police catch some really bad criminal or something they put him in the handcuffs, they hit him with the baton, they put the choke hold on him, then they're always careful they don't want him to hurt his head when they're putting him in the back of the patrol car. Elaine: Perhaps there's more to him than meets the eye. →. There's a problem loading this menu right now. He shouts with his arms flailing, “you had to have the big salad!”… Sending pizzas and taxis to their house all night long. Originally issued with a US DVD (remember them) box set. Elaine: It's just that my boss is very demanding and he needed the pencil right away. 19 by 14cm. .Elaine: Why is that name familiar?Hx: He used to be a baseball player. Yes. Wouldn't years of subtle psychological mind games be a lot more satisfying? SEINFELD SITCOM SCRIPTs: Act I Act I (Pages 1 to 7) We’re going to take you through the anatomy of the classic Seinfeld script "The Switch," and show you the formula in action. Elaine: Really? George can't forget that Susan took credit for that he bought. Julie: And Bob Herbert's great. The circumstantial evidence is overwhelming. I'm going to the coffee shop. Orders of combined value above £250 have higher calculated shipping to be sent only by recorded, fully insured courier. I'm never playing golf with him again. Newman: Drop bye anytime, jerry. He, Newman; Newman stopped seeing her. Top subscription boxes – right to your door, © 1996-2020, Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates. . Whether there is a possible connection between the two is something we'll just have to wait. Search, discover and share your favorite Seinfeld Big Salad GIFs. So tell the police to back off. Kramer: Because that's the way I weas raised. George and his girlfriend pick up a Jerry: It's embarrassing for them. What happened with margaret? Hehe. There was a problem loading your book clubs. Elaine: I know. George: Did you happen to notice that Julie handed the big salad to Elaine? Julie: Although at times can be rather pedantic. Watch what happens from there... Uploaded using PS3(TM) Something went wrong. Don't you like Sapphire? But it's no big deal. I could have handed you the bag. Come on, let's go out. I think I would like to play with dolls. What a rare treat. When you go into a stationery store that they�re manufacturing millions of pens; constantly we�re all buying them. SKU: 29400 Category: Books, Games & Puzzles Tags: screenplay, Seinfeld, the big salad. Also backed by HollywoodMemorabilia.com's Authenticity Guarantee. That�s why it�s so embarrassing if you don�t have one. We were face to face like a manager and an umpire like this . Seinfeld Script - Table Draft The Big Salad Episode #04-0602 Unknown Binding – January 1, 1994 1.7 out of 5 stars 2 ratings. Julie: Ha. It was a couple of years ago. Gotta meet mother a t the Guggenheim. Margaret: Come on Jerry. Prime members enjoy FREE Delivery and exclusive access to music, movies, TV shows, original audio series, and Kindle books. Julie: Well, my question is, How could Elaine be under the impression that you bought the big salad, when I was the one who handed it to her? Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." We're on the fifteenth hole, ya, he's beating me by a couple of strokes. George: You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. Seinfeld Script - Table Draft The Big Salad Episode #04-0602 by Larry David Book condition: Used - Good Book Description Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. Read the full scritpt of The Big Salad. Elaine: No, no. Jerry: Imagine, her taking credit for your big salad. Played with him a lot. So, George, I was talking to Elaine before. Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld? George: There is no problem. “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. They know we're on a date. Ha ha ha. That's a rule, Jerry. He escaped and the police spotted him on the New Jersey Turnpike. The quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons is Bobby Hebert. George buys a "BIG" salad for Elaine, but leaves it with his then time girlfriend to give to her. Constantly calling him, hanging up when he answers the phone. I'll tell her. Okay. Sale! My skin is crawling just being inside your little rat's nest. They�re making millions of them every week! When I told my husband IContinue Reading Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Softcover. What are you looking at? Newman? Product Description. Jerry: No, I'm sorry. Kramer: Well, I met him on the course a couple of years ago. Also script for episode 4-602 The Big Salad Shipped with USPS Package. George: No, no, Hey I'll get it. . But today was it! It . Why does it matter? . . It aired on September 29, 1994. on Amazon.com. George: You know, I think I could have played with dolls if their were dolls in the house. Just give me your phone number and when it comes in I'll give you a call. I�ve used up maybe two of them. What are you trying to say, George?